not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
