is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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