Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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