my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Are we still banned from the library?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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