i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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