doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she told me i tasted like america
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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