Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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