he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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