We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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