Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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