His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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