Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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