i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
porn star boner night. come get it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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