Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm really busy with my period
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