Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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