Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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