And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
