I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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