i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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