yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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