Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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