Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Dick very happy bro
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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