if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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