i wish starbucks made bloody marys
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You've changed since you got that strap on
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
