Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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