i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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