theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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