Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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