i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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