You're completely useless in the revolution.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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