I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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