oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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