i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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