That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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