i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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