how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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