i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i drank out of a bidet.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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