I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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