my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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