My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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