Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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