soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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