Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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