It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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