yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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