My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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