are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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