it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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