That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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