is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think my vagina is haunted
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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