But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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