Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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