I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
