The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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