Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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