Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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