I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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