Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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