She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
bring money and cleavage
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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